What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello