What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.