Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.