Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".