Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!