What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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He's resisting a rest!"

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."