What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Bolt upright.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.