What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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They're both pieces of china.

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In bits and pieces.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Boris' Karl loft.

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Because his nuts were in his neck!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."