What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.