What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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A thought.

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Because his nuts were in his neck!

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HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Because his nuts were in his neck!