What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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They need clean air.

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Because it follows the path of least resistance

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.