What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls