How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !