How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.