How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.