Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...