Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.