That sinking feeling...
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
It was a clear day
It was feeling a little crumby.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
By how fast it sinks.
The part with the sail in it.
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
Edward Snooden.