Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.