How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

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Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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His daddy was a mummy

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.