How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Crazy Night Jokes More Crazy Night Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.