Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.