Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.