Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.