Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.