Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.