What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.