What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

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What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?