Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars