Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman?

A liar

What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.