What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.