What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.