What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.