What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.