How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"