How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"