How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.