You wake up wet !
When the big hand touches the little hand
She kept wetting the bed.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Because he saw the snowblower coming
Can you smell carrot?
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
