What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"