What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.