What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"