What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.