What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them