Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

removed

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

French Flag Jokes More French Flag Jokes

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.