Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.