Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What did one Redditor say to another?

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How do introverts feel within society?

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.