Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

removed

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

French Flag Jokes More French Flag Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.