Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

removed

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

French Flag Jokes More French Flag Jokes

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.