How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.