How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.