How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.