How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

How do the French Train for War?

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie