How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.