What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.