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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.