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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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Because it had too many threads.