What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!