What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Blackout Jokes More Blackout Jokes

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.