What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Blackout Jokes More Blackout Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.