What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.