What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

Blackout Jokes More Blackout Jokes

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.