How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.