He makes a fe-line for the door.
Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.