How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Fe Line Jokes More Fe Line Jokes

Why did they call it The Iron Curtain?

They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.