What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.