What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit