Gee, you knit
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
Something racist, probably.
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
They did not have 50 Cent.
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Scaaaaaarrves
A: Because she grew another foot.