What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit