What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

my future grandchildren probably

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.