What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit