What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.