Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Pizza Guy Jokes More Pizza Guy Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.