Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.