Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.