Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail