Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.