Because he needed *arrest*!!!
Because he took the stairs.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
because he was following people before instagram
I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!
His portrait only need one nail