Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.