Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.