Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club