Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.