Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.