Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Big City Jokes More Big City Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity