Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Big City Jokes More Big City Jokes

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.