Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Big City Jokes More Big City Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity