Damn, you really nailed me last night.
I am bread.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Nailed it!"
On the front page of reddit.
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
A frog -- it croaks every night.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....