What did Jesus said to his girlfriend in the morning?

Damn, you really nailed me last night.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.