What did Jesus said to his girlfriend in the morning?

Damn, you really nailed me last night.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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You are my significant otter."

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.