Damn, you really nailed me last night.
A cross trainer.
Hebrews.
He got *nailed*.
Nails in their hands and feet
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Slow down and grab some lube!!
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
Because her hips won't lie.
With an electorate blanket.