What did Jesus said to his girlfriend in the morning?

Damn, you really nailed me last night.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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They both got nailed

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It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

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Your plaice or mine' !

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Baaaaaeeeee!

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Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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Batman can go out at night without Robin

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Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog