What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.