What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.