What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.