How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."