How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.