How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill