How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!