How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.