How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."