Just put it on my bill
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They handsome money to the cashier
Just put it on my bill"
Count Dracula."
A job application.
It didn't make cents
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Because he was checking her out.
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't register.
dis counts!!
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ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
For the watch..
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
It checks the tornado watch.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
She puts it on her bill
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
A four chin teller
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Qui-Gon Gin
Caster sugar.
He didn't play well with udders.
SLAP!
