Just put it on my bill
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They handsome money to the cashier
Just put it on my bill"
Count Dracula."
A job application.
It didn't make cents
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Because he was checking her out.
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't register.
dis counts!!
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ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
More doors.
De Beers
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
He used cowculus!
It takes longer to pick up
Because he showed up baked.
Allah mode.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
