Just put it on my bill
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They handsome money to the cashier
Just put it on my bill"
Count Dracula."
A job application.
It didn't make cents
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Because he was checking her out.
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't register.
dis counts!!
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ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
They don't want to pay for mods.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
There's a sale on at the fern store!"
A top-of-the-lime model.
You buy it per-tater
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
A kidager
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