How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!