Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
No Biggie.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Count Dracula."
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
A sweet Dill.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
A kidager
