Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
In the ground.
The Saus Age.
An attornity.
Because they recognise Ty won
for 2 weeks.
He needed more Elba room.
He gets her Dawn.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Because they peel.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A Stick.
Quatro cinqo.
