Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!
Because he was in da Nile.
Egyptian dummies.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
At the ugly parlour.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
A tiger has the mane part missing !
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
They were scared of sparks flying.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
