How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.