How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.