How does the redneck help his wife with...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.