How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.