How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.