How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.