How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.