How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.