How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.