How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.