Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.