Around Thevenin the morning
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Morning Ham
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.
He always came on time.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
