What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.