What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.