What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...