What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What is that new movie about?

About an hour

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Doug Jokes More Doug Jokes

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Tweezer Jokes More Tweezer Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.