What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Doug Jokes More Doug Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Tweezer Jokes More Tweezer Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers