What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Doug Jokes More Doug Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Tweezer Jokes More Tweezer Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.