What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Doug Jokes More Doug Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Tweezer Jokes More Tweezer Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers