What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.