What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.