What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!