Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!