Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances