Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."