Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."