Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Kitchen Appliance Jokes More Kitchen Appliance Jokes

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D