Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Kitchen Appliance Jokes More Kitchen Appliance Jokes

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: