Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Selfridges.

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They're both Black and Decker.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Briiiiines...

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.