Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.