Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Selfridges.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

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What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked