Which do you light first?

The match

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)