Which do you light first?

The match

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What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !