Which do you light first?

The match

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.