Which do you light first?

The match

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.