Which do you light first?

The match

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.