Which do you light first?

The match

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.