What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.