What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.