What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.