What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Which do you light first?

The match