What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.