What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.