How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.