How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.