How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

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What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo