How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.