How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo