How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.