How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.