How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.