How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.