Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):