Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.